【小学英语短笑话,小学生英语笑话大全】

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英语小笑话!

〖壹〗、Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host: I cant imagine, unless its because you have the plate he usually eats from。

〖贰〗、To which the younger one replied, No, but Grandma is! 两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了,这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。

〖叁〗、me,” she says. “Well. Pay you. I remember,” the wolf says. Withthe words, the wolf bites off the crane’s neck and eats her up. 森林里有一只很坏的狼。一天,他正在吃一只羊羔. 突然一根骨头卡在他的喉咙里了。 “哎呀,一根骨头卡在我的喉咙里了。

〖肆〗、超简短的英语笑话段子(一) 顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

〖伍〗、经典英语小笑话:Good Boy 这是一个简单而有趣的英语小笑话:笑话内容:小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱,并解释说昨天的钱给了一个可怜的老太婆。妈妈听后非常骄傲,认为他是个好孩子,于是再给了他两分钱。

〖陆〗、把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

英语笑话【短】

Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。

英语幽默短笑话 Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then lets watch TVwith a candie on.迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。

英语简短笑话【1】顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!英语简短笑话【2】一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

杰克骑车摔伤,需要住院治疗。一位年轻漂亮的护士让他填写表格。杰克填好后递给护士,她说:“还有其他需要填的吗?”杰克想了想说:“有,我是个单身汉。” 妻子说:“你看这张报纸,据统计,80%于肝癌的人都是喝酒的。”丈夫“那有什么,据我调查,所有肝癌患者都吃饭。

英语笑话(一) Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

求一些六年级小学生易懂的英语小笑话,要短一点

〖壹〗、A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girls hand and said: I love you. The little girl said: can you get me for the future? The little boy said: of course can, were not one or two years old!一个三岁小男孩拉着一个三岁小女孩的手说:“我爱你。

〖贰〗、I love you,but theseare my jeans.”那是我的裤子!一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。

〖叁〗、六年级的简短英语小笑话篇一 I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. Sir;I said,you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me.我被叫到经理办公室,经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。

〖肆〗、一个小男孩十分不喜欢狗狂叫的样貌。 “没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你明白这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊,我是明白,可是狗也明白吗?” 英语小笑话(十八): George es from school on the first of September。 George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother。

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